Open Roles
0 positions. Even the stapler has permanent tenure.
Announcement from the desk of dramatic news
No Active Vacancy. Not One. Zero. Zilch.
Our hiring chairs are currently occupied by invisible unicorns reviewing absolutely no applications.
Interviews Today
None. The interview room is now a snack appreciation zone.
Hiring Mood
Cheerful, stable, and suspiciously too organized.
Reason #1: The vacancy escaped and blended into the school choir.
Serious note: when opportunities open, they will be posted here first.